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At the intersection of Church and State

An intersection which, on constitutional grounds, should not exist.

The terminology implicitly invokes common street names "Church Street" and "State Street" as if they were nominally a small-town street corner, at least ostensibly. In actuality? This is a conceptual stand-in for the constitutional ideal of "the separation of Church and State" being trampled into the ground at the local grass-roots level.
Unfortunate that every two-bit agenda-pusher is trying to plop themselves down at the intersection of Church and State.

Those two roads should never cross as this is where freedom goes to die.
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Joseph Smith the founder of the Mormon Church 

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the scandal in the Catholic Church 

When Priests started molesting young alter boys and disobeying their religion. This happened in 2002 and continues throughout today.

church of the natturday saints 

a fellowship of classy, wealthy men who all have the same taste for great Natural Light beer and find every opportunity to have a Natturday celebration. The members of the Church of the Natturday Saints realize the importance of a great tasting beer and the importance of social gatherings where you get fucked up drunk with your bros
what up John, where were you yesterday? The Church of the Natturday Saints met and i cant remember a goddamn thing!!

church of the flying spaghetti monster 

The most accurate religion in existence, although it seems that everyone gets all pissy when you tell them that you're converting to it.
You: "Hey I've decided to switch to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I can do because I have the freedom of religion"

Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"

The Syriac Orthodox Church. 

The true apostolic church founded by our Lord and our God Jesus Christ.
I am a staunch member of the Syriac Orthodox Church.