Luke, aka the Butcher of the Mount

Is a man that was from rural Kentucky, served in the US infantry and earned him his famous nick name by having over 14 confirmed kills, 4 of them being killed with a massive combat knife he welded at times.He's been on the Department of Homeland Security watch list since its birth, considered to be a threat cause of his training. Officers that were in command during his deployments said" on a day to day basis he was a easy going guy, when bullets started flying he was more of a force of nature than a man".

Luke, aka the Butcher of the Mount

by Gen.Petreaus February 20, 2011

The Butchers

A group of misfits who cry over the smallest things and, suck each others arse hair. They are often racist and very delusional. Act hard. Never get into fights. Proper sly ones.

Look at them The butchers over there. Dirty fuckers they are.

by Didn’t ask June 8, 2020

The Butcher Of Michigan

In 2018 a series of murders struck Michigan. Bodies were found disassembled with exacting precision, leading investigators to dub the killer “The Butcher of Michigan”.

The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.

Guy1 “Have you ever wondered if you could commit a murder and get away with it free and clear?”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”

by Tur7le October 20, 2022

Punching the Butcher

Fisting, while the recipient is on her period.

Joe: GAH! I'm so horny.

Amy: I'm on.

Joe: Shit. I think I might try punching the butcher...

Amy: Punch my butcher. Punch the hell out of him.

Joe: *dons latex gloves*

by The22ndCatch December 29, 2011

what the buttcheek

so basically when you say “what the buttcheek” your basically saying “what the fuck” just in a more funny matter. I know it sounds kinda childish, but it will most definitely get you out of trouble.

Chris: Bro I just won a million dollars!
Esequiel: What the buttcheek! congratulations man!

by zeeq zeeq March 22, 2022

The Creams and the Butters

A term used to describe horrible bowel movements, mostly explosive diarrhea and other sicknesses that make your bowel movements terrible. ie- creamy and buttery shits.

“Hey man, we still on for tonight.”
“Fuck that shit bruh, I got the creams and the butters.”
“Fuck man! feel better.”

by MeMe1996 August 5, 2022

bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025