Ice the brownie

When you masturbate while or right after taking a shit and then ejaculate on the steamy floater.

Anthony- "Hey John what's taking so long in there?"

John- "I gotta ice the brownie hold up."

by Hewhosmeltit March 27, 2017

baked the brownie

First time for anal sex. Similar to popping the cherry though anal instead.

Steve baked the brownie with Lisa last night.

by Nirosu July 8, 2010

The Brownie Jackson

When one shit their pants and their partner almost immediately drops the others pants and jacks them off

Man 1: Dude you smell shit, wtf
Man 2: sorry I just had The Brownie Jackson

by PhatCawk2408 May 24, 2018

Butting the Brownie

The process in which a man or women proceeds to shove their freshly laid excrement back up their arse.

"Can I use the bathroom?"
"No, Mike's in there butting the brownie."
"...Disgusting."

by Ringworm400 December 8, 2014

The Cocaine Brownie

When a woman has a huge shit, you cum on her asshole and snort the cum.

So the other night I snorted so much cum. The Cocaine Brownie fucked me up.

by Some Crazy Fucker Name March 29, 2008

The Wet Brownie Nugget

Its when your girl is on the crapper with the worst case of constipation...while squeezing to plop out the nugget, she passes out...once out, you pick her up, place her head into the bowl to bob for turds, then take her from behind until she either wakes up, or her husband walks in on you....

My girl was trying to pinch a loaf, and found herself eating the wet brownie nugget instead.

by Anthony D.... December 28, 2004

The Brown brownie

Brown brownie is when a male defecates all over another human being and smothers it all over the body .

Look at Brian dropping the brown brownie all over peytons body.

by Cecilbricklayer2 March 25, 2021