bash the bishop

when you go to have a wank

as in, hes goin to aash his bishop

bash the bishop by bobby bobler October 16, 2003

buff the bishop 

Same as spank the monkey and jack off (more common in the UK)

He had to buff the bishop after his date with the cute coed prude left him unfulfilled...

buff the bishop by Adam Doubleyou September 12, 2006

Bash The Bishop

To masturbate the male penis. A reference to the similarity of an erect penis to the shape of a classic Bishop chess piece.

Bash the Bishop: "I caught my little brother bashing his Bishop for the first time yesterday"

Bash The Bishop by snakehands July 7, 2010

as the actress said to the bishop

Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".

"as the actress said to the bishop"

as the actress said to the bishop by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

Polish the Bishop 

To Jerk off, masturbate.

"When Ron is alone, he likes to polish the bishop"

Polish the Bishop by Ironmike2018 December 28, 2005

Flogging the Bishop 

A synonym for masturbation

Well now that your girlfiend broke up with you I'm sure you'll be flogging the bishop a lot more.

Flogging the Bishop by Dick Caswell USCG Academy March 21, 2011

flopping the bishop 

Beating it, masterbating, spanking it, jerking off, crankin one out, wanking off, waxing the wand, stroking the snake.

"My mom walked in as I was flopping the bishop."

flopping the bishop by G 40 June 27, 2008