In reference to the reality show The Bachelor - It is when you fall in love with someone in a novel setting that's far removed from reality (I.e. on a vacation, reality show, business trip). Once taken out of the novel environment, the relationship shrivels and dies in the harsh light of reality.
I thought I loved her when we met in Bali, but when we tried to make it work afterwards, it just fell apart. Guess it was just "The Bachelor" Effect.
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I was wearing my favorite Houston Rockets t-shirt last night, so I performed The Bachelor while I jacked it.
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Always one of the top 10 shows that boyfriends/husbands do not want to watch, talk about, hear about, or think about.
If your boyfriend watches it with you, he's actually your girlfriend
Always one of the top 10 shows that boyfriends/husbands do not want to watch, talk about, hear about, or think about.
If your boyfriend watches it with you, he's actually your girlfriend
"Bae!! Are you coming over to watch The Bachelor again this week?? I have 3 bottles of wine for the two of us!!"
"Staaaaaawp, is that even a question!??!!?"
"Staaaaaawp, is that even a question!??!!?"
by Marg Ana July 26, 2016
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by BadAccountant March 28, 2019
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by !!Mr_Pink777 September 16, 2005
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by Nosimp September 15, 2018
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Don't believe it? There's a Sportsbet on the contestants of 2019.
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Yolanda: "Research shows that The Bachelor and the rest of reality television has good nutritional value, contrary to popular belief. It makes you feel like you're better than the people on those shows."
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*
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