Spray the Walls

"Spraying the walls" occurs when a man and a woman are having a prolonged and heavy make out session when at some point the woman decides to end it; leaving the man highly aroused but unsatisfied (see Blue Balls). Having no other choice, the man has to find a private place to relieve his built up tension which by this time is so intense that when he comes the ejaculate exits his body with such force that he "sprays the walls".

Jane had given Jim such a bad case of blue balls that when he got home to finally rub one out he pretty much had to "spray the walls" with his jizz.

by Suggy Huggy March 23, 2009

paint the walls

The act of not pulling out.

Once I found out she was clean and on the pill, there was no need for a condom. It was time to paint the walls.

by Kylewasmyboyscoutleader June 8, 2010

so flat the walls are jealous

When a girl is so flat she makes even the walls jealous. The point when a girl cant get any flatter than she was when she was 3.

Kelsey is so flat the walls are jealous!
That girl over there is so flat the walls are jealous.

by Leixand XV July 31, 2007

Painting the walls

{Verb} When one abstains from sexual activities for a period of time, then self relives themselves causing a bigger and far more powerful ejaculation that shoots far further then one first calculated. Thus hitting the wall and re painting it white.

I was sharing a room all week, so when I get home I am going to be painting the walls.

by Kirk September 6, 2005

Lawls to the Walls

When something is LOL all the way to the Wall.
It's too lol for one space so it hits the walls.

1: That was so funny LOL
2: LAWLS TO THE WALLS

by INCHOERENNHCHNE October 20, 2008

Paint The Walls Pink

A phrase used when a male sees a female he would like to have sex with.

Brad: "What Do You Think About That Sexy Chick Over There?"
Craig: "I'd Paint The Walls Pink!"
Brad: "& Make Her Brown Eye Blink?"
Craig: "You Daaaaamn Skippy!"

by Bill Bixby May 16, 2005

shaking the walls

Shaking the walls

Your mom and dad are having sex so loudly that it's shaking the walls.

by Gie0513 July 27, 2017