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The Fab Five take on the project of making over a straight man who has no idea what to do with himself. Usually put on this how by a girlfriend or wife who wants to see their spouse made over.
by kelli December 25, 2004
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The Straight Up Club

Members of the Straight Up Club embrace total partying most weekends. However, they do NOT partake in sexual antics of any kind or manage to pull a member of the opposite or same sex - this is not out of choice or for want of trying.
In short; going out and having a banging weekend, without any banging.

Opposing members join The DodgyClub
Dodgy Mate 'Did u have a good weekend'?
Wannabe Dodgy Mate 'Yeah, kicking, but still not dodgy'
Dodgy mate 'Straight Up'?
Wannabe Dodgy mate 'Yeah, still in the Straight Up Club'
by IttyBittyKitty April 28, 2006
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The Straightening

The act of making a super hot lesbian straight by waving your dicks in their face
Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that Alyssa is lesbian?
Guy 2: Aww shit she’s about to get hit by The Straightening
by BrokenShower December 14, 2018
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the straight space

The space between two men on a couch, in a car, between urinals
the straight space exists between straight men. Men using urinals must have at least one urinal in between them unless only two urinals are present.

The straight space on a couch or in the back seat of a car requires men sitting on the same couch together to have either a girl in between them or a one cushion space
by Isaac "zeke" Smith May 2, 2008
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The Straight Gay

A Gay guy, who is straight for being gay. Meaning he likes men, only human males, not other males like animals and other species.
Colin said, " I'm a different type of gay, The straight gay, See ya'll aint woke like me" (November 9,2020 at 7:59 PM EST), as he proceeded to make himself look like a retard.
by colinbladesthomas November 9, 2020
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set the record straight

1. To get all the facts lined up
2. To fix what has potentially been broken
girl: Did you hear the rumors about Jennifer? I think she's having an affair with Max.

Jennifer's best friend: No, but let me set the record straight. She would never break her trust with Tim.
by Curious Mew December 31, 2011
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Straightened the Rainbow

1. When her booty so fat, pussy ain't flat, and titties where it's at, it can make a gay man's dick say, "Hello!"

2. When his stomach so flat, his dick's a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian's pussy go "splat."
1. When Drake saw a real woman for the first time, it straightened the rainbow. So he went and dumped his boyfriend Hailey.

2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.
by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016
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