shock the nation 

basically another way to say two in the pink and one in the stink

guy 1: dude last night i did the shock the nation

guy2: cool bro

shock the nation by noabbshere November 29, 2016

shock the monkey 

To Milk the prostate, utilizing a finger inserted into the rectum and the prostate physically manipulated to produce a more intense than normal ejaculation

He let his girlfriend shock the monkey last night. What a mess!

shock the monkey by Mallary November 27, 2006

shock the monkey 

When a redneck pees on a spark plug

Hey Billy Bob d'you hear bout Billy Joe. He done shock the monkey an nearly kill'd he'self

shock the monkey by Trevor W September 25, 2007

shock the puss

When you initiate the shocker out of nowhere and with no lube.

We were just sitting there when i quickly plunged my fingers deep in her guts. She never see's it coming when i shock the puss.

shock the puss by Blunts28 August 8, 2006

shock the monkey 

(verb)
the same as shake the monkey but much much harder

Seriously girl, you really gotta shock the monkey before it drags you back to the German jungle.

shock the monkey by c. obscura December 7, 2004

shock the monkey 

To have sex with an extremely ugly girl.

Speaker 1: I can't believe Nico is hanging with that girl, she's gross.
Speaker 2: haha, he's gonna shock the monkey.

shock the monkey by Googs January 6, 2008

Shock the wave and ride the ripple 

When you fuck a fat girl and thrust really hard her fat moves everywhere

Man when I thrusted into that i had too "shock the wave and ride the ripple"

Shock the wave and ride the ripple by Darknessdeth May 25, 2011