Fruitless Pursuit

Origin: Back in the day, Quakers would go out and pursue fruit.

What was the point of that fruitless pursuit!

by grounddpt May 14, 2021

Pursuit of Happiness

When your fucking a girl in the ass "doggy-style" and doing the rubik's cube simultaneously and you must finish the cube before you cum.

Oh my god, after the SAT, I pursued happiness to the greatest extent possible with Marissa.(transitive verb)

After the SAT, Josh gave me the pursuit of happiness, but he forget the algorithm so it took foreverrrrr.

by steve gross December 15, 2008

Protestor Pursuit

When you intentionally anger protestors for the purpose of getting them to chase you Need For Speed Most Wanted style.

I totally angered this protest crowd and it insanely became a protestor pursuit.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

twivial pursuit

noun. A play on words on the game title, "Trivial Pursuit", once a popular board game. An act of tweeting trivia questions or "Twivia" on Twitter to encourage multiple responses from followers. The ultimate goal of the pursuit is to have the answer become a trending topic on Twitter.

My twivial pursuit today is to get #haveyouever to be a trending topic on Twitter.

by Youknowyadayada September 29, 2009

Chisel Pursuit

An after dinner game popular with the educated middle classes that involves sitting round a table taking low grade chang (or charlie) and talking hard about trivial things for hours on end.

Giles was feeling a bit prang. He'd been up all night playing Chisel Pursuit with Seb and Julian.

by Chazbaps August 15, 2011

Walla Walla Foot Pursuit

When the Police get into a foot chase with an unhandcuffed suspect who has numerous active felony warrants and then catch the suspect, but everybody winds up getting hurt and covered in pee pee.

"Boy that was one hell of a Walla Walla Foot Pursuit we had the other night. He almost got away but we caught him.

by Randoomoneyshot July 19, 2021

life liberty and the pursuit of happiness

1. we fought for these ideals we shouldn't settle for less
2. unalienable rights

life liberty and the pursuit of happiness we fought for these ideals we should settle for less there are wise words enterprising man quote em don't act surprised you guys cause I wrote em

Owww
But Hamilton forgets
His plan would have the government assume state's debts
Now place your bets unto who that benefits
The very seat of government where Hamilton sits

by a random hamilton fan January 22, 2020