Danish member of ar15.com who was made famous by the following post:
When I was in the army, one of the farm boys told us the "secret" to having sex with a goose (or large duck). He said that you had to shove its head into a drawer of a dresser while you were doing the nasty.
One benefit was that the animal would be more docile with it's head shoved into a sock drawer, but apparently the real benefit was that he said when you were about to climax, you'd kick the drawer shut with your foot, because the goose would start to spasm uncontrollably when it died, and that was apparently awesome.
That bizarre story/advice was put in my head almost 20 years ago, and has lived in my brain every since - and now it's in YOUR brain.
Sure it's disturbing and gross, but this thread is so weird and freaky anyway, I don't think we can get much lower.
When I was in the army, one of the farm boys told us the "secret" to having sex with a goose (or large duck). He said that you had to shove its head into a drawer of a dresser while you were doing the nasty.
One benefit was that the animal would be more docile with it's head shoved into a sock drawer, but apparently the real benefit was that he said when you were about to climax, you'd kick the drawer shut with your foot, because the goose would start to spasm uncontrollably when it died, and that was apparently awesome.
That bizarre story/advice was put in my head almost 20 years ago, and has lived in my brain every since - and now it's in YOUR brain.
Sure it's disturbing and gross, but this thread is so weird and freaky anyway, I don't think we can get much lower.
"My geese just went missing"
"DK-Prof probably took them to the furniture store to have his way with them"
"DK-Prof probably took them to the furniture store to have his way with them"
by Billy Grimm January 12, 2008
Get the DK-Profmug. A fucking badass pokemon trainer. He's old as shit and his caught bitch loads of pokemans in his day. he dgafs about new niggas tryin to be pokemon trainers cause he already knows he beats them.
by C0NN3RC4$HM0N3Y February 1, 2009
Get the Prof Oakmug. by det.und August 26, 2005
Get the prof railermug. 1) To come on Xbox surprisingly, and ultimately reppin' a D-stain in the subsequent match.
2) An antonym for reppin D!P$3T.
2) An antonym for reppin D!P$3T.
by xOrangeWeinerx February 1, 2010
Get the Pulling A Profmug. by ZeePublic March 16, 2021
Get the Prof. Tillumug. A Clue (the board game) reference to purple.
First wide-spread use was following the release of the "Jimmy: A world of Warcraft Story."
Real life applications are generally discouraged.
First wide-spread use was following the release of the "Jimmy: A world of Warcraft Story."
Real life applications are generally discouraged.
by P-Dangler March 11, 2008
Get the Prof. Plummug. To make a incredible amount of money off of a sale. Normally related to the retail working class or anybody in sales.
by BIGGIE123 August 14, 2014
Get the big profmug.