cruise the poo

driving up and down a main drag street for entertainment on a weekend night. so named after kickapoo street in shawnee, oklahoma.

"i think we're gonna cruise the poo tonight, want to come?"

by mandygrrl May 10, 2006

pee pee in the poo poo

when you shove the male dong in a brown hole that is located behind a vagina or a pee pee

I don't want a baby lets pee pee in the poo poo

by PIKU NIKU May 28, 2019

I'll have the poo-poo platter

Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.

{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!

{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.

by Telephony September 19, 2014

shoot the poo

A slang term for the act of anal penetration.

You shoot the poo last night? Was she down to shoot the poo?

by Dirty Fesave February 27, 2009

eat the poo poo

When gulible people just believe the bullshit that other people tell them.

Man I just sat there and watched my friend eat the poo poo his gf was feeding him. Everyone knows she's cheating on him.

by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019

Five in the poo

A figure of speech used to describe anal fisting.

"Dude, she's a pro! She took five in the poo and didn't even break a sweat."

by circuit_38 December 14, 2009

Shading the poo

The act of covering the the entire toilet seat with your ass when you take a dump, in order to minimise the spread of stink from your shit.
Lean back on the seat to plug up as much of the hole until you flush.

Note - May require a fat ass.

Guy wanting to take a shit: What are you doing in the bathroom?
Shitter: I'm giving birth to king kong's finger.
Guy wanting to take a shit: No way, I can't smell anything, you must be masturbating.
Shitter: Nah, I'm just shading the poo.

by poo shader October 24, 2010