The Poofter

Very much like The Pooter, the handheld device which realistically simulates the sound of a loud rasping fart, The Poofter offers up a more discreet sounding farting noise very much like a hiss or someone trying to slip out a fart unnoticed. It's used exclusively by prankster members of the male gay community. It's a veritable hit at soirées.

Julian is employing The Poofter again to great effect. He's also slipped one out without anyone hearing (due to getting roughly buttfucked that afternoon) so those around him can appreciate both the realistic sound of a gay man farting and the smell. The lesbians love it.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

The Pooper

The Pooper is a game that everyone is playing. The main objective of the game is to not poop your pants. If you fail to resist the urge to use the bathroom in your pants, then you have lost the pooper and need to announce to everyone "I have lost the pooper".

friend 1:"I was with Jessica last night when I lost the pooper. worst moment in my life. The cleanup was horrible!"
friend 2:"dang that sucks, I hope I never lose the pooper around my friends :("
friend 1:"dude... I just lost the pooper >.<"

by Weirdpersondude February 27, 2020

Dookie Art with the Poltergeist

after a huge shit, you observe your shit moving in such a way that it could only be a being from an alternate dimension.

After my shit covers the globe, aliens in quantum probes, who created humans long ago, only modes of communication through the chronic smoke, make me leader of the planet, just as they planned it, the 5th coming of christ, Dookie Art with the Poltergeist.

by bigcheech August 4, 2006

The Pooper Scooper

The Pooper Scooper is a dominant male who is known for anal sex. There can only be one "Pooper Scooper" at a time. The Pooper Scooper is a ranking title and is the top rank of all men.

Mike: Yo Anthony! Word on the street is you are "The Pooper Scooper"!
Anthony: Hell yeah, I just did anal with this big booty bitch last night!

by TheOfficialJasonS January 30, 2015

The Pooper Scooper

You and your partner each stand in a litter box. One partner then proceeds to fuck the other person in the ass.

Person 1: I really wanna try The Pooper Scooper with you tonight, babe!
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Person 1: The Pooper Scooper and chill?

by Thats_funny__69 August 3, 2018

puffin the pooper

when a dude licks another dudes anus hole.....repetivley

Harry been acting wierd lately, what do you think is wrong?
Oh he's probably just been puffin the pooper.

by Adam May 20, 2006

I'd stick it in the pooper

What you say when you see a bangin girl and you nudge your buddy basically to tell him that you'd bang the shit out of her. But not always in the pooper, it's just an expression.

I love going to high school games, so many young girls, see that one, yea I'd stick it in the pooper.

by coby February 23, 2003