north pole penguins

An impossibly rare penguin or thing, quoted from Zombieland:

Tallahassee: That's the problem... back east they think it's out west, out west people think it's back east. It's all nonsense. Like, if you were a penguin in the North Pole, you think the South Pole's looking nice this time of year.

Columbus: But there are no penguins in the North Pole.

Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?

Those are some north pole penguins over there

by Northpolepenguins February 07, 2020

north pole sex

Dipping ones balls in a bucket of ice until they are blue. Then putting an ice cube in the vagina and having sex until it melts.

Susan and I had the best north pole sex ever last night. it was so cold but so worth it

by boom for jorden November 07, 2013

North Pole Doggy Style

North Pole Doggy Style is the act of anal sex from the doggy style position. The Vagina (from the man's perspective) is the South Pole while the anus is the North Pole, thus North Pole Doggy Style.

Trying something new he mixed it up and tried North Pole Doggy Style instead of the usual position. That did not go over too well with his partner who expressed surprise and shock at the rear entry.

by PJS1371 May 12, 2011

The North Pole Shuffle

The sexual act that can only be performed on Christmas night, it involves inserting a minimum of 34 candy canes up ones rectum, whiles masturbating to the grinches bleached nipples, while sitting on top of a dead hooker dressed as Mrs.Claus deep throating the latest edition of the Christmas people’s magazine, then removing the candy canes from your anus, and piercing ones testicles using the sharpened blades of Christmas Joy.

This act should be done while smacking a dead dog to the beat of “we wish you a merry Christmas.”

Santa invented the North Pole shuffle in 1865 after receiving a massive erection from family photos of 12 year olds

I can’t wait to do the North Pole shuffle on Christmas Eve

by Jajdbfnsh October 29, 2018

Declare War on the North Pole Day

A day for naughty kids to arm themselves with Nerf guns, marking their futile declaration of war against Santa and the North Pole. Always occurs on December 26th.

Declare War on the North Pole Day 2022
Naughty kid 1: I-I-I saw it in F-Fortnite! I-if we enter through the front door we will kill the elves and s-s-seize the means of production!
Rest of the naughty kids: H-HEIL... C-C-COMMUNISM!! PRAISE STALIN AND FORTNITE!!
Santa Claus: *exits workshop* The fuck is this shit?
Naughty kids: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS PLZZZZ!!! FOLLOW MY TIKTO-
*Santa guns them all down with an AR-15*

by Yopmail User February 23, 2023

north pole status

When something or somewhere is really really really cold. Almost as if you were in the North Pole

The classroom was north pole status, I needed 3 sweatshirts and a blanket.

by Tara Sugimoto August 03, 2013

North Pole

The upper part of the boob right before the actual boob itself.

“She only lets me touch the North Pole.”

by Faith P. June 18, 2018