Muff

A Hairy Vagina
See also wordMuff Diving

Damn! her Muff almost swallowed me whole!

by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002

muff

a very hairy pussy.

When Bob ate her muff, he got lots of pubic hair stuck in his teeth.

by Marcy January 29, 2004

muff

the female genitals, the vulva

Wether she shaves her muff or not is none of your business.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

Muff

Cute, adorable, aesthetically pleasing. An expression used to define a jolly, happy feeling.

That bunny rabbit looks very muff.
i feel so muffy today

by Vishwa Tailor April 13, 2008

Muff

a very hairy bushy vagina. All woman, girls, grandmas and anything female has them. Most are looked after by their owners and washed every day. Most are shaved but some are bushy like a tree! XD.
if u ever aproach one that is bleeding be careful as its owner may get snappy!!

or it is a muffin.XD

example 1: can i have some cream on my muff... (you could fink of that in both ways)

Example 2 : have you smelt hannah's muff recently?
It smells like a fish tank!

by kim r January 16, 2009

muff

1)a slang term for a woman's vaginal region. usually referrencing to the hair covering the vagina. it should be noted that when using this word to illustrate hair, it is only applicable when the hair is wildly untamed. 2)a drunken fool alive during the late 1800's and regularly refferenced in the the tom sawyer books as "muff potter".
pussy, vagina, muff diver, hairy muff

is that buck wheat in a leg-lock??? oh wait, thats just her muff.

by Moni B November 7, 2006

muff

A very bushy and thick patch of hair usually covering a girl's vagina. Can be combed and/or parted, but is usually frowned upon by men. Some men have even been known to break off a relationship because of a muff.

"Yo, Sandy has this crazy muff. It's so disgusting."
"Yeah, that's why she got nicknamed Grassy Meadows."

by MooMan76 April 9, 2006