Humpty Dumpty

Known as a sex move

"Hi I'm Big Ed and we did the Humpty Dumpty sex move, basically what I do is hump and then dump." - sixteenleo

by sheeeeeeesh_ May 04, 2021

humpty dumpty

When your done humping the bitch you take a fat shit on her chest and skirt as quick as possible.

mason gave jessica the humpty dumpty last night yadada mean

by HTF yadada September 24, 2009

the humpty dumpty

To hump a man or a woman analy, and both partners shit during the sex.

your mom and i did the humpty dumpty. it kinda ruined the carpet.

by mr.didthisinenglish August 19, 2011

humpty dumpty

Refers to a person who likes to sleep around.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

humpty-dumpty

when my extremely small poodle tries to hump my larger poodles face in a very innapropriate yet hilarious manner that is soo funny i wanna pissy my pants!! or my smaller poodle moving in an up and down motion repetedly in a fast manner on the female dogs wrong end aka her face. ewwwwww!

small dog~ ---humpy-dumpty!--- ---humpty-dumpty!---

larger dog~ ---growls--- thats my F'in face!! MORON!!

by deeka-deeka-beetcha January 03, 2010

humpty dumpty

A cutesy word for sex. Used by couples who have similar pet names for everything else.

Want to have humpty dumpty later?

by chapter34 April 20, 2011

humpty dumpty

This is when you fuck a short, fat girl or guy in the ass.

Keisha and I are gonna do the humpty dumpty tonight!

Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.

by Buttsacola July 29, 2010