1 - whats going on over there?
2 - bill and mike are shearing a hairy child
1 - well , i'm party to that goading
2 - bill and mike are shearing a hairy child
1 - well , i'm party to that goading
by duck January 11, 2005

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by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025

Goading or Goadmaxxing is the act of stretching out the urethra (usually via the use of both your pointer finger and thumb) for the purposes of girthening the goader's penis
by gary shwartanym February 20, 2024

One who whines/bitches/complains a lot.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.
"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"
"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"
"Do you have a few dollars for gas"
"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"
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"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"
"Do you have a few dollars for gas"
"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"
See bum bumpkin fuckboy hoe
by dank_hill October 10, 2016

by racergamer February 22, 2015
