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The General Internet Axiom

The General Internet Axiom: "It all leads back to porn in the end."
Example: "I thought I was reading this news blog, but all of a sudden I read something about a stripper that got arrested, and how she just put out a movie. I guess The General Internet Axiom is true."
by PhoenixWitch April 7, 2010
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The General Kenobi

Iniate sex with a younglings mother with an open door l, wait for child to come home after school and stare them down shooting on my the mothers back whilst saying hello there.
I met this milf at the cantina and I did The General Kenobi
by General Kenobi October 12, 2017
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The General Hospital

The act of a male receiving oral sex during childbirth. A risky maneuver considering the circumstances, but according to legend provides mutual benefit for the couple, as women who swallow during pregnancy have a lower risk of complications, as well as the established scientific fact that women giving oral sex are more relaxed, and the male gets to have an orgasm. Probably.
1.The labor had gone on too long. The birth was going to be too hard. The situation required something else long and hard, so the doctor recommended a radical treatment: the general hospital. "Only your 8-roper can save this baby now," he said, "you know what to do."

2. Colloquially; "It wasn't all bad, she general hospital'd me bro."
by danish1120 November 9, 2012
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saluting the general

(noun) An erect penis. Named because its similar to when an army man stands straight up to salute.

(verb) process of getting a hard
Erica walked by shaking her big old ass and Jeremy started saluting the general.
by Sing Swang Swunk April 14, 2014
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tickle the general

A play-on-words for "tickling the genitals". Act of male masturbation
"you gotta sweeten the deal a little bit. Right? You gotta tickle the generals"
by jakeandamirfan November 23, 2016
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bury the general

the process in which a male inserts an oversized penis into a smaller female's tight vagina.
Fred: "Yea man did you bury the general with jenny last night?"
Eric:"Fuck yea!"
by Fezandliz December 8, 2007
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hold hands with the general

She liked him so much she decided to hold hands with the general.
by saqua August 14, 2013
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