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The muted-flute

An exercise executed to avoid embarrassment whilst going to the loo in a place where a large, and/or loud poo may be released, and consequently heard by others.

A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.

Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
Sam heard the others standing outside the loo, and because of the thin walls was forced to perform the muted-flute to avoid detection and embarrassment from his peers.

Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.

Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
by goat19 May 16, 2009
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the lithuanian flute

When a male puts a cocky ring on his dick, and a girl grabs a needle and pokes flute like holes at the top of his penis. Then she blows through the urethra while pretending to play the flute and ends only when the male says "lithuania".
Guy 1: my dick hurts
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.
by Ryu is Bae February 16, 2018
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Flute the pig

When you fuck up horribly which can lead to bad things
"DAMN IT RANDEY, DON'T JUST FLUTE THE PIG"
or
"Don't you dare flute the pig"
by Thelunersun April 25, 2023
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nuke the douche flute

To buy a small, disposable vape and smoke it empty within the space of a day.
1. “Hey man do you have any of that vape left?”
“Nah, I nuked the douche flute.”

2. “Wow, if you were managed to nuke the douche flute, you may be addicted to vapes!”
by AlexEldridge December 4, 2021
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the magic flute

An opera written by Mozart in the 18th century in which a young prince, Tamino, embarks on a journey to save his princess, Pamina
person one: What's that opera with the bird guy again?
person two: Mozart's "The Magic Flute"
by UnoriginalIdiot28 May 25, 2019
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Flute The Goot

Actually blowing on the schlong while administering a Blowjob
She looked like she’d be good, but then she flute the goot.
by Joe-Joeeee December 29, 2022
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The Francis Flute

A progressive rock band from Montgomery, New Jersey. Formed by guitarist/vocalist Josh DeVincenzo, guitarist Connor Broderick, bassist Andrew Hennesey and drummer Chad Fern. The band has performed in a few shows in New Jerset, made it to the semi-finals in the Bamboozle Break Contest, and are performing in Montgomery's Battle of the Bands on February 17.

The Francis Flute has recently released their debut EP, Above the Optimism on Itunes to very positive reviews.

Setlist:
Blaschko's Lines
Bare with Me
The Angels
Of the Vision and the Riddle
You guys see The Francis Flute at BotB?
Yea they were freakin awesome!
by Metaldrummer620 March 3, 2011
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