The Exorcist

The Exorcist: (v.) when one is being fucked while standing on their hands and feet in a crabwalk position....when the partner is finished he then blows his load n the females mouth and from this position it will drip out of her mouth such as in the Exorcist.

Hey! So my girlfriend pulled The Exorcist on me last night, it was the shit!

by thebootyholebruiser October 21, 2010

The exorcist

When a man have sex with a women, and when he climaxes,he poors his sperm into a small flask. Then, ue squirts it on the women , while yelling:" the power of christ compells you!"

Man,yesterday i performed the exorcist on my girl...she got really angry:)

by Or p November 20, 2016

re-enacting scenes from 'The Exorcist'

Confined to one's bed due to illness, with smelly and unpleasant symptoms including vomiting and possible incoherence due to illness or side effects of medication. Probably with some crusty sick around the mouth.

"It was sweet that he wanted to check on how she was, but she was re-enacting scenes from 'The Exorcist', so she wouldn't let him see her."

by sprmnky December 2, 2007

Exorcist: The Beginning

An average movie that would've been better had it not been a rip-off of the first one made back in the 70's, which kicked ass. The demon looks exactly the same! Dumbasses...also, William Peter Blatty, the creator of the original Exorcist, did not approve of this film.

Dumbass: Holy shit, did you see The Exorcist?!
Me: Yeah, it sucked balls.
Dumbass: No it didn't, it was cool!!!!
Me: Have you even seen the first one?
Dumbass: There's another one! Sweet, now I'm going to finger myself to Anna Nicole Smith!
Me: *sets dumbass on fire*

by James Bond! September 8, 2004

The Snorkeling Exorcist

The male adopts The Possessed Snorkel position and proceeds to eat pussy.

Barbara had the best orgasm of her life after Gary performed The Snorkeling Exorcist.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

The Exorcism

a daring sexual maneuver in which a male and/or female fingers a woman to the point of convulsion and indistinguishable speech aka tongues.

extra mancard points if the fingerer turns the fingeree pale white.

Dude, you can only earn the rank Cpt. Sticky Fingers by performing The Exorcism.

by ninjaninjaninjaninja July 5, 2010

The Exorcism Sex Move

A male holds a cross in one hand and ejaculates into the other then proceeds to fling said ejaculate at partner (mimicking holy water) whilst reciting biblical Latin verse. Amen.

The Exorcism Sex Move - "In nómine Pátris, et Fílii, et Spirítus SanctiI. I command you demon, cummeth for me"

by JXCXH May 2, 2023