Feeding the Ducks

A term for... one-somes... popular with people who have access to pr0n.

Phil said he'd Be Right Back, but we all know he was feeding the ducks.

by Flaaron July 1, 2003

Feed the ducks

Duck-feeding simulation available for old computers which can be sold for $15.00 at certain garage sales. Realistic duck-feeding action.

This is the greatest thing in the world.

by Nate Dogg September 11, 2003

Feed the Ducks

Used on the website Stargate-Alpha.com in an attempt to get people off the computer for being obsessive about playing the games and reading everything on there about Stargate.

Feed the Ducks, because they have a life and you don't!

by ~Oma~ July 25, 2011

feeding the ducks

jerkin' your shit to internet pron, or having your shit jerked by someone else.

Aaron and Phil said 'BRB' at the same time, so it was obvious they were feeding each other's ducks.

by toasty September 1, 2003

Feeding the Ducks

the act of cutting off the penis

if you're not careful i'll go feed the ducks

by cumquat April 23, 2005

feeding the ducks

A word used by lamers with no real friends who visit the simpons forum.

"Phil, Aaron, Ricket and those other gays guys feed the ducks together while looking at gay porn"

by Youarealllame November 7, 2003

feed the ducks

Phrase made popular by none other than Kelly McCoy as a way to say “go f@$k yourself” or “leave me alone.” Similar to the saying, “kick rocks”

I don’t have time for your drama. Find a hobby. Why don’t you go feed the ducks

by Phoenix35 December 14, 2020