The devil's cabbage

Weed, bud, cannabis.

"My son would never smoke the devil's cabbage!"

by freyat December 28, 2016

The Devil's Hoagie

A white bread sandwich, with the middle being another piece of white bread. Mike Pence gave it the name "The Devil's Hoagie".

"Mike, why are you eating 3 pieces of white bread?"

"I'm not! I'm eating The Devil's Hoagie!"

by bossofcreepers20 December 4, 2017

The Devil's Anus

When a person shits so furiously and aggressively that it tears the insides causing stomach acid to flow out of the anus, which will come into contact with the open wounds from the torn anus, causing an intense burning down there.

"My husband was a good man, but he died of The Devil's Anus."

by PartEikooc December 26, 2020

The Devil's Rejects

One heck of a 2005 crime thriller by metal artist Rob Zombie. It's about these sadistic serial killers in backwoods Texas, a lot like texas chainsaw, but they get pursued by this corrput Sheriff and end up holding two couples hostage at a hotel along the way. It kind of reminded me of Natural Born Killers.

Sad thing is, it was probably Rob Zombie's greatest work in film, and probably should have let that be the note he chimed out on in film and went back to music because the Halloween remake really fucked up his rep....but The Devil's Rejects is still a great movie, scary, thrilling and funny.

Of course, it was thought of more comically in retrospect because of the famous "Tutti-fucking-frutti" scene.

Baby: Hey, man, if anyone's interested, I think I'm gonna be wanting some ice cream in about ten miles
Otis: (mimic) Hey, man, I think I'm gonna be wanting some ice cream in about ten miles!
Baby: Don't you fuckin imitate me, it's fuckin rude!
Otis: Fuck you.
Baby: Fuck you!
Cutter: Two fucking seconds for the kid, is that gonna kill you?
Otis: Yes, it is gonna kill me! I've calculated the time and two seconds is the exact amount of time that's a hazard to my fuckin health!
Baby: Don't be such a fuckin drag, I'm starving!
Otis: *flips her off* Yeah, eat this.
Baby: What is your fuckin problem? I'm in and out in two seconds!
Cutter: Y'know, I think I'm gonna get me some tutti-fuckin-frutti.
Baby: Tutti-fuckin-frutti, that sounds good!
Baby and Cutter: *Taunting* Tutti-fuckin frutti!
Otis: Shut up!
Baby and Cutter: Tutti-fuckin frutti!
Otis: There is no fucking ice cream in your fucking future!
*Cuts to ten minutes later, and they have ice cream*

--the infamous dialogue from the infamous tutti-fucking-frutti scene, from The Devil's Rejects

by TheDeathlyPotter August 31, 2009

The Devil's Sneeze

When a women is wearing a lovely sundress or skirt and a gust of wind comes and lifts it up.

I was driving down the road and the wind came and blew up these two ladies' dresses. I almost ran into a tree because those were the best Devil's Sneezes I have ever seen.

The Devil's Sneeze was made into an iconic image when Marilyn Monroe had that picture taken.

by TheBaldingEagle June 3, 2013

The Devil's Cauldron

The Devil's Cauldron is a sex position where you put your partner naked in a bathtub with boiling water, get in the tub with them and throw a toaster in there for extra *spice*.

DAMN he hella freaky. I cant believe he did the Devil's Cauldron with his girlfriend. Such a shame he's dead now though

by DivinityVT January 13, 2022

The devil's lance

When a male decides to give a particular lady very happy. He first gets an erection, but then things get really crazy. He takes a hot liquid, ex. hot coffee, and pours it onto his fully erect member. The coffee causes the penis to swell to gargantuan size and turn red, thus appearing as the penis of the devil himself. The female should almost instantly want to fuck her man because it is quite a sacrifice on his part, as it is quite painful. The proceed to have sexual intercourse, and the lady is particularly pleased.

Topher wanted to give his girlfriend a treat for her birthday, so he made a pot of coffee and performed the devil's lance.

by Topher4life November 9, 2009