covid-19

the reason toilet paper doesn't exist.

Person 1: wheres all the toilet paper!
Person 2: covid-19 has started.

by im the memelord April 23, 2020

Covid-19

Something I am sick of hearing because I hear it on a daily basis

News: So apparantly the virus called Covid-19 is going to-
Me: *dies*

by Aura Lunar uwu September 13, 2020

The COVID-19

The typical amount of weight you gain while in quarantine.

“I definitely gained the COVID-19 while in quarantine these past three months”

by The Helden Schoon April 14, 2020

COVID-19

A bad lil bitch that needs a good spanking and punishment to listen to daddy

Get over here COVID-19 or I’ll beat yo ass real good

by Rockurmom33 December 25, 2021

COVID 19

covid-19 Gonna make everyone go insane because we can't leave the house and were out of toilet paper.

Me:Imma make COVID 19 my new crush

Side character #1: why THO
Me again: so I can't get it

Everyone:😐
Me:🙂

by sortascary11d7 March 24, 2020

COVID-19

A virus equal to the common cold with one distinction: people are actually afraid of it for some reason.

Whoever started COVID-19 should be fucking raped to death with a stop sign! :)

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

Covid 19

apparently the virus which has been affecting the watch for the past year. Although, we all know that it is FAKE!!!! the government made it up as a punishment for me when i divorced my wife, Sharon.
I need to get the word out. i need to tell the truth...

Charlie: Covid 19 is a dick
Tom: BRUH!!! How dumb are you?!?! Covid 19 isn’t real! Get with the times!!!

by Mike_Oxlong101 November 12, 2020