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buff the bishop

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Same as spank the monkey and jack off (more common in the UK)
He had to buff the bishop after his date with the cute coed prude left him unfulfilled...
by Adam Doubleyou September 12, 2006
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To masturbate the male penis. A reference to the similarity of an erect penis to the shape of a classic Bishop chess piece.
Bash the Bishop: "I caught my little brother bashing his Bishop for the first time yesterday"
by snakehands July 7, 2010
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Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".
"as the actress said to the bishop"
by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005
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Polish the Bishop

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"When Ron is alone, he likes to polish the bishop"
by Ironmike2018 December 28, 2005
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Flogging the Bishop

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Well now that your girlfiend broke up with you I'm sure you'll be flogging the bishop a lot more.
by Dick Caswell USCG Academy March 21, 2011
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flopping the bishop

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Beating it, masterbating, spanking it, jerking off, crankin one out, wanking off, waxing the wand, stroking the snake.
"My mom walked in as I was flopping the bishop."
by G 40 June 27, 2008
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