spank the big one

to masturbate...alot

When Tom thought of Stacey's mom, he had to find a place to be alone so he could spank the big one

by cjtjceej July 9, 2006

Suck the Big One

When something is worse than usual in its badness; when something is more unpleasant or annoying than usual.

John: "I just had a dream that I was a catholic choir boy."

Sare: "Man, that sucks the big one."

by Sahara October 4, 2003

Bites the big one

The situation sucks that you are in.

Your probation officer hassling you over nothing bites the big one!

by Ben1964 January 22, 2015

Bites the Big One

To be lame or incompetent at whatever you do.

President Bush really bites the big one.

by Mojo maniac October 12, 2008

sucking the big one

Original know as sucking the big dick, sucking the big one describes anyone who is sucking terribly at what ever they do.

John: Wow I just failed that test.

Garnet: Wow you're sucking the big one today John.

by jcat47 December 11, 2007

Doing the big one

1. Another name for Sexual intercourse
2. Intense sexual intercourse
3. Kinda like "doing the nasty" but different name
4. Fucking every day all the time

Steve has sex every day, so he's doing the big one

John's in another room, and you hear humping. He's doing the "big one".

by cguy20 April 17, 2010

the big red one

Essentially damnation, or the act of being condemned to Hell. Can also be used as a noun for Hell itself.

"That bitch Satan is sure gonna get the big red one, or my name ain't Bernard God."

"Off you go, Hitler! See you in the big red one!"

by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006