Someone who will shit in the bed of their Nemesis to assert dominance. A sociopath and narcissist who craves all the attention but can never get it.
Someone who is generally a mediocre actor with little tits, and a small brain. Note: has the ability to cry with no tears! Beware of this even wench.
Someone who is generally a mediocre actor with little tits, and a small brain. Note: has the ability to cry with no tears! Beware of this even wench.
"oh no! It's amber turd, that shitty actress that tried to ruin Johnny Depp! Quick, throw a bottle of wine and some Seroquel at it"
by NekeDGrannMah May 08, 2022
To take a shit on your significant others side of the bed if you are "mad" at them.....
To take an "angry" shit on the bed....especially on the side that your mate sleeps on....
To take a shit somewhere and then blame the dog for it..........
If you do any of those things listed above.....then you might just be classified as an "Amber Turd"
To take an "angry" shit on the bed....especially on the side that your mate sleeps on....
To take a shit somewhere and then blame the dog for it..........
If you do any of those things listed above.....then you might just be classified as an "Amber Turd"
Amber Heard took a shit on Johnny Depp's side of the bed because she was mad at him.....(for some petty shit)....
.......therefore..... Amber Heard has committed an "Amber Turd"........
I bet the Queen of England commits "Amber Turd" all over the Royal Palace.......
If Hitler were my husband, I would commit an "Amber Turd" to him......
.......therefore..... Amber Heard has committed an "Amber Turd"........
I bet the Queen of England commits "Amber Turd" all over the Royal Palace.......
If Hitler were my husband, I would commit an "Amber Turd" to him......
by #AlexisMason May 19, 2022
1. the present act of shitting a turd onto the bed/mattress of your boyfriend/spouse
2. the trend of girlfriends/wives shitting onto their significant other's bed or mattress
2. the trend of girlfriends/wives shitting onto their significant other's bed or mattress
by Alexthepopgamer May 04, 2022
Yesterday I was supposed to pickup my grandmother from the airport. I completely Amber Turd when I was late by 5 hours.
by Zee13Sikkalo April 26, 2022
the act of shitting a turd/solid fecal matter onto the bed of your boyfriend/spouse like actress Amber Heard.
"My girlfriend just Amber turded onto my bed."
"Kevin broke up with his ex after she Amber turded onto his bed a couple weeks ago."
"Kevin broke up with his ex after she Amber turded onto his bed a couple weeks ago."
by Alexthepopgamer May 04, 2022
(verb) used to describe taking a giant SHIT on you boyfriends/spouses side of the bed when he has done something wrong. or you just feel like being a huge bitch.
I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because you called me a bitch
how about I Amber turded on your bed if you don't give me everything I want NOW
I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because I severed your finger off with a bottle
how about I Amber turded on your bed if you don't give me everything I want NOW
I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because I severed your finger off with a bottle
by amber turd May 17, 2022
A spiteful act of taking a huge dump on the husbands side of the bed by a lying, vindictive, worthless, whorish, gold digging tramp of a woman. Typically this woman is referred to as human garbage and a junkie, etc.
My world famous husband gave me a life a woman can only dream of and I repaid him by berating him, physically abusing him, cutting his finger off and finally left him an AMBER TURD on his side of the bed.
by DRUNKWICH May 09, 2022