The Clap

The nickname for the STD gonorrhoea. For men, makes it really painful to pee. For women, there are often no symptoms, but it can often lead to pelvic inflammatory disease if not treated.

Tina: Ah, my tummy hurts so bad and I feel sick, and I'm not even on my period!
Joanna: Sister, you definitely got the Clap from the fuckboy at that party.

by Killer Possum December 2, 2018

The clap

Means you have chlamydia

Oh my god, Ian has the clap after fucking those New York bitches

by ButchBoy November 14, 2022

the clap

A sexually transmitted disease that's medical name is very hard to spell.

If the wind's right, she'll clap you out from a block away.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

The clap

when someone gets covid 19

You hear about Jim? He got the clap! Wouldn't have gotten the clap if he had been baing

by Bruhbeans10TC September 17, 2020

The Clap

The emotionally scarring sound made when a man with a very loose sweaty nutsack proceeds to thrust while wearing loose pants, or no pants at all, to make his nuts "clap" against his asscheeks.

*odd repetitive clapping noise in distance*
Jesse-"Do you guys hear that?"
Mike- "Hey everybody listen to this!"
*Everyone turns head, Mike performs the clap*
Everyone- AAAA WHAT THE FUCK?!
Mike- "Sweetass isnt it?!"

by Jesse & Frank August 8, 2006

the clap

cheesy dick and minge syndrome

“harrison and his poor victims got the clap cos he cant wash his bendy willy :(“
“whats the clap?”
“chamydia🕺“

by broimsosegsy January 11, 2022

the clap

Abbreviation for Chlamydia, not the closely related Gonorrhea

Chlamydia is the most common viral STD among teenagers

Be careful, I heard Suzy has the Clap

by Rad_ September 16, 2005