tfti

Short for; thanks for the invite.

It is commonly used by Booty grabbers in the Gaia Aquariums when thanking for an invite to a big booty thread.

Thread Owner: Hi, can you post your tank in my thread?
Reply: tfti

by heinan September 2, 2009

TFTF

Thanks for the follow. (Twitter)

TFTF; hope you get some good info from my Tweets!

by TechieKnow April 16, 2009

tftf

too fat to fuck

used as a polite way to turn a girl down.

girl: "hey what u doin this friday"

guy: "naa you're tftf"

girl: "huh?

by randyakathunderakafd August 29, 2003

tftf

too fucked to function

joe:yo man have another one.
samson:no man im tftf.

by therollercoaster July 25, 2011

TFTF

(abbrev.) Too Funny To Fix - When an outcome, by way of humorous error, becomes more valuable than the intended outcome. Typically applied to contextually-inappropriate automatic corrections.

John: "I need to pick up some thongs for the church raffle."

Janet: ?? lol
John:*things :p
Janet: tftf

by itstillhaswordsinit February 28, 2014

TFTI

Acronym for "Thanks for the invite." Invented by Chris Stein.

Shawn that Penn State basketball game looks like a lot of fun. TFTI.

by TB12superfan March 9, 2016

TFTF

Too fat to fuck. Used in club settings while checking out women and/or men.

Hey bro, check out that babe over there!
Nah dude, she's way TFTF.
Yeah, you're right.

by ilovewomen October 28, 2012