techtarded

Being incapable of managing modern technology.

Tech Support Lisa: No ma'am, that's not a cupholder, it's where you put CDs or DVDs... What's a DVD? Ummm, let me put you on hold a sec...
(to other Tech Support colleague)
OMG, this moron is so techtarded - I guarantee she has a landline - probably a rotary dial one...

by jeffstra July 31, 2011

texttard

One who struggles to impart a specific message or conversation using the text medium.

What the fuck does that mean? How many times do you need shown you fucking texttard ?

by Charlie Tully April 21, 2014

Textarded

Not knowing to text and or use T9 to text.

My mom never replies to my texts, she;s so textarded!

by Jack the Nipper October 10, 2008

Textarded

Someone who(always)sends their text message before completing the message.

Every day I get a text message from Brandon, and it is incomplete. He is sooo (textarded!)

by oangieo June 20, 2008

Twittarded

A term coined on the blog www.MotivatedMonkey.com.

It depicts individuals who are technologically inept or slow. People who are behind the times with the new gadgets, websites, widgets or online fads.

Guy 1: Dude, Vince just signed up for a Twitter account yesterday. He's like a year and a half behind the evolution cycle.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's twittarded.

by MotivatedMonkey.com April 1, 2009

techtarded

A person, or an act of a person who is incompitent with technology.
The first type knows what they are, and are deadly afraid of electronics as a result.
The second type are not aware of what they are, and as a result usually end up destroying things in an attempt to fix them.

The caller to the IT helpdesk is techtarded.

You asked someone to set up your DVD player clock, and now it's in a million pieces and they're nowhere to be seen - you *know* when you've been techtarded.

by Mr Savlon September 24, 2009

tetarded

tetarded = crustated = queen = hannah

you are tetarded you mother fucker

by Albert Einstein February 6, 2005