Textbook

To show exceptional service under pressure, to do a good job at a task, or a event to be recorded into history.

That was some textbook performance boys!
World War II is recorded into textbooks.

by Gunny20 October 27, 2014

Textbook Kid

A kid that looks as awkward as one that you might find in an educational textbook

Look at Kevin and his weird smile; he is a textbook kid!

by The Squid October 11, 2016

Textbook

Perfection itself.

Often used by the team from Spaced in their DVD commentaries to point out their own genius.

Has come to be replaced by the term fried gold.

See the way she delivered that line - the was textbook.

by Lambchops November 30, 2004

Teaboo

An American who desires to be English and normally base their lifestyle of typical English stereotypes like: drinking tea, eating crumpets and being a posh snob. These people usely want to become English because they liked Harry Potter or because they like green tea. Shortened definition: a English wannabe.

Did you hear about that teaboo James? He moved to England and got beat up by some roadmen!

by Fordobread June 2, 2018

Teaboobing

When one suprisingly rubs their boobs on another in a rythmic motion.

Setting: Avanti Nail spa in Franklin Tennessee I wanted to give "Tu" a little bit of an extra tip to thank her for adding some teaboobing to the leg/foot massage portion of my pedicure. It was an unexpected surprise.

by DDshmutzy December 14, 2012

textbook dick

An average penis, the type of penis you find in a health textbook.

Ganjrew has such a textbook dick, gonna be easy to suck.

by Averyandmolly April 12, 2017

Buying Textbooks

(adjective) {bahy-iung/tekst-books}
A sadistict torture ritual performed by most colleges and universities upon students. After paying a fortune in money they dont have for tutition, students are required to shell out more for "required reading material" they will never touch because they have the internet. The act of purchasing these books is easily comparible to smacking ones-self in the face with a brick. buying them offline is a know way to ease the pain of buying textbooks, but its still a pain in the a**.

Person 1: "what are you doing"
Person 2: "buying textbooks for school"
Person 1: "use amazon, and heres a brick- it might make things less painful"

by Vanderhouvvven January 16, 2011