Tiny Tew

n. An extremely small penis. Aka. Baby dick or micropenis.

Girl: Let's have sex.
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yes. Take off your pants
Guy: Okay. (Takes off pants)
Girl: Wtf is that?!?!
Guy: I know it's small, but I know how to use it.

Girl: Hahahaha! You're a Tiny Tew!

by DeezNutz69!@#$ May 13, 2020

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Tewnched

The state when you are drinking alcohol in which you are past light headedness but before being drunk.

Last night we got tewnched off a Mike's Hard Lemonade, things got a little hanky.

by Tewnchywidit July 27, 2014

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Tewodros

A boys name widely used in Ethiopia. It means God's gift. Theodoros, Theodorus (Ancient Greek), Theodore, Ted, Teddy, Theo (English), Theodor (German), Theodoros (Greek)

Tewodros II was the Emperor of Ethiopia from 1855 until his death.

by Theo89 September 11, 2018

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South Tewksbury

South Tewksbury also known as the "south side" or "Southie" is the most dangerous section of Tewksbury, Massachusetts. Gangs, crackheads, and homeless people are very prevelent on this side of the river (shawsheen river). The largest ethnic group in South Tewksbury is the Irish followed by the Italians. Multiple gangs claim South Tewksbury as their turf SSD (South Side Demons), TRG (tiny Rascal Gang), and multiple Neo Nazi Skin head gangs. Some people say that South Tewksbury stretches from Shawsheen St, all the way to the boarder of Wilmington. Others say that you can tell that your in South Tewksbury if you look to your right and you see a drug dealer and to your left and you see an abandoned building with gang graffiti on the side. South Tewksbury is one big slum.

Hey lets just cut through South Tewksbury its faster that way.
haha Yeah , good joke but ill keep my car, and my life.

by South T-bury April 17, 2010

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