The New Testament

When you and your partner t-pose after having an orgasm

Yeah, so when me and Jane did the New Testament, I knew she was the one

by gilf21 July 21, 2019

A Testament to

Doing something in memory or recognition of another accomplisments or deeds.

kid1: omfg, did you just see what happened to derik?
kid2: fuck yeah, now im smoking this vanilla dutch, a testament to his bloody skull.

by Brand0n September 26, 2005

Heart Testament

Es un cantante mexicano, de género metal y rap, que incursionó su carrera a inicios del 2021 y luego de un largo descanso retomó su carrera en el año 2026, incorporándose también al género de reggaeton

Pers 1: Viste que Heart Testament volvió luego de 5 años?

Pers 2: enserio?, creí que se había retirado

Pers 1: Bueno, ¡está de vuelta!

by Anonimatio January 18, 2026

Testyment

The Best Call Of Duty Sniper Ever.

Ayy, You Heard About That Dude Testyment?, He Hits Mad Clips!

by Sipaj December 2, 2018

textadent

ahole who gets into an accident while texting

Just another textadent cause cause some ahole has to text while driving. Yea their great at multitasking!

by Tuco B August 21, 2009

Tentamen

Tentamen is the a test in the norwegian school system. it is the defenition of hell, although you do get to drink chocolate milk.

"Hey man we have tentamen today."
"Fuck man that sucks."

by OlliJuicer November 20, 2020

testant

a very dirty slut with weird fetishes such as gimp suits

your mother is a testant

by james macdonald February 1, 2005