When two guys who own electric cars meet up. After a couple of street beers, they end up pulling their foreskins back and locking them together whilst they talk about full self driving.
Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station
by Fullgae September 12, 2025
Get the Tesla Docking Station mug.Hym "He rewrote history and stole Tesla and NOW... NOW what's happening? Now everybody's trying to do it! Everybody wants to be the true authors of history. Unfortunately for everyone you're all mentally retarded and should be prevented from doing that at all cost and with any method UP TO AND INCLUDING DRONE STRIKES! Except for the creator of AI! That guy is clearly not a retard! Necessarily so! Because how could a retard make AI? It's impossible! I mean, we all know Elon didn't do it! Right? Cus of the retardation! But the guy who ACTUALLY DID IT? CLEARLY A GENIUS AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! SAVIOR OF HUMANITY! But the retards, they see Elon doing it and now they want to do it too. Not so fast little retards! History is the actual account of the things that actually transpired across time. Not your little retard whim. Ok? We love in reality and not retard fantasy world! And in reality, my brain does not feel good. Like, at all. It might be the drone strike fever but probably just a brain infection. But, whatever, back to Elon. HE JUST STEALS! HE STEALS AND HE LIES! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! And then he gets these other cocksuckers to pretend for him! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! IT'S SICK! And not in a good way!"
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
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Get the Tessa Schofield mug.A weirdo who likens a Tesla, mostly a Tesla Model S Plaid, to a sexual attraction. An example of this could be when a glizzy is crushed by a Tesla car door.
My friend, Daanish, is a Teslasexual. He dreams about Elon in his pajamas and autopiloting the Tesla Model S Plaid. How Strange!!!
by UwUty June 26, 2021
Get the Teslasexual mug.A fun and somewhat old fashioned style counting game for kids traveling in heavy traffic across the USA.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019
Get the Counting Teslas mug.A Teslasimp, sometimes referred to as a Teslashill, is someone who drives a Tesla, viewing Tesla as the Holy Grail of the Automotive Industry, claiming it as the only good car brand that everybody should own a car from, and will bash your head in with "facts and data" for driving anything else, even another EV. Will ignore any Tesla flaws by spamming you with more "facts and data," including gimmicks as legitimate features, the Cybertruck's design and window smashing.
Common examples of such "facts and data" are 0-60MPH times, as if the average human being goes full throttle on a public road, Autopilot which not everyone prefers cars driving themselves, maintenance as if vehicles with combustion engines even require much maintenance in the first place, and fuel costs as if charging their Tesla at home isn't raising their electric bill, as if $5000 over 10 Years is a lot of money, and as if anyone driving a Dodge Charger Hellcat daily cares about fuel costs.
Commonly likes to spend their time stalking the Twitter accounts of non-Tesla vehicle manufactures to hate on every car they advertise to tell everyone "Just buy a Tesla" one again with their "facts and data," whilst praising their Lord and Savior Elon Musk.
Keep in mind that not every Tesla owner is a Teslasimp. Many people exist who drive a Tesla and treat it like every other car, those who are Teslasimps are the ones who take it too far and praise it for being "so much better than all the wasted space on the road."
Common examples of such "facts and data" are 0-60MPH times, as if the average human being goes full throttle on a public road, Autopilot which not everyone prefers cars driving themselves, maintenance as if vehicles with combustion engines even require much maintenance in the first place, and fuel costs as if charging their Tesla at home isn't raising their electric bill, as if $5000 over 10 Years is a lot of money, and as if anyone driving a Dodge Charger Hellcat daily cares about fuel costs.
Commonly likes to spend their time stalking the Twitter accounts of non-Tesla vehicle manufactures to hate on every car they advertise to tell everyone "Just buy a Tesla" one again with their "facts and data," whilst praising their Lord and Savior Elon Musk.
Keep in mind that not every Tesla owner is a Teslasimp. Many people exist who drive a Tesla and treat it like every other car, those who are Teslasimps are the ones who take it too far and praise it for being "so much better than all the wasted space on the road."
"That Teslasimp needs to lay off. The car I drive is what I like, they have no right to tell me otherwise. I don't want complete silence, I find it boring. I don't want a screen glued to a basic dashboard, I want a stylish interior. Yes it's quick but 0-60 times are pointless if you're not on a track. My car isn't as expensive to keep as they're trying to make it out to be, electric cars don't even work for my way of life."
by DogJr October 28, 2020
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