two tip tummy terrorism

When one is taking a violent shit while violently vomiting at the same time

“Why were you not at work?”
“I had two tip tummy terrorism.”

by Salty_Joe May 18, 2018

poetic terrorism

n. A movement dedicated to spreading random acts of beauty, poetry, wonder, magic and thought-provocation. The concept was originated by the writer Hakim Bey and has appeared in movies such as the cult French film Amelie.

Poetic terrorism differs from the concept of "random acts of kindness" in that its acts are not always kind, but its ultimate goal is not malice, but broadening of the mind. Poetic terrorist acts may, of course, be kind - they may also be weird, funky, shocking, provocative, counter-cultural, anachronistic, subtle, subversive, mischievous, dark, creative and fey.

Examples of poetic terrorism would be:
* Decorating the walls of a public lavatory with Shakespearean sonnets in purple glittery marker pen
* Erecting a 50' inflatable sculpture in a public place, then removing it without trace once day is done
* Sprinkling flower petals from a window onto passers-by
* Frolicking in the park wearing an outlandish costume and jingling bells
* Whispering to random people that dragons exist, then continuing on your way
* Chalking countercultural slogans on sidewalks
* Taking bizarre and creative photos in photo booths, then leaving the photos for others to find
* Anything else you can think of!

If the world was filled with poetic terrorism instead of real terrorism, it would be a much better place.

by Spritedust May 15, 2004

terrious

A guy who has been hurt a lot and has trust issues. He is very handsome with a natural athletic build. He takes his fitness very seriously. He can be a really big asshole just because he is bored. If you want to be with him then you really have to show him that he can trust you fully. He is self-destructive because he doesn't know how to control his anger sometimes. He will try to push you away because he doesn't think that he deserves a good person in his life. He has convinced himself that everything bad that has happened to the people he cares about is his fault. A Terrious has a very big heart and loves with his whole body. You are very lucky if he cares about or loves you. He is very intuitive and knows everything that is going on around him even if he doesn't say anything. He loves to please in the bedroom and has great stamina. He knows how to be compassionate and affectionate when the time comes. Even when you are in a bad mood he will put a smile on your face. Every bad thing you may go through in the relationship will be worth it. He is a true blessing to have in your life. Patience is the biggest thing you have to have when dealing with a Terrious. He is really a good guy and deserves to be loved fully. He doesn't hesitate to spoil his woman if he has it. It is impossible to not fall in love with him. He deserves to be spoiled rotten in every way. Make him your Greek God.

Friend#1 I have been dating Terrious for a couple of weeks now and I'm falling in love with him.

Friend#2 Yeah, Terrious is a really good guy.

by LilyBug August 15, 2014

Song Terrorist

When someone sings a particularly annoying or catchy song and geta it stuck in your head

Song Terrorist :"Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground."
You: God Damn it i hate that song!

(5 min. later)

You: Pants on the groud, pants on the ground....NOOOOOO!

by spaceyvelvetmuse January 31, 2010

terrorismism

'Terrorismism", word similarity to euphamism, refers to the current political use of the word terrorism to instill fear in the minds of North American and global citizens. As corporate enterprises seek to screw citizens all over the world out of their resources and remove rights and freedoms in collusion with corrupt governments, we see the word "terrorist" applied to ordinary activities....i.e. a man growing a chicken an act defying corporate food production and sale will be called an "eco terrorist". Simple vandalism is referred to as "domestic terrorism". Terrorism-isms abound as politicians and corporations alike strive to brainwash the public, instill fear and remove rights. Ironically, the real terrorists are governments.

After years of enduring sour gas emissions at the hand of corporate big-oil, John Brown finally lost his cool after all his cattle were killed, hiw well poisoned and his daughter's school shut down due to contaminated water. John drove his tractor into X-Oils yard in protest and was arrested under a domestic terrorism charge, another terrorismism. Local politicians and X-Oil used public fear tp purchase the remaining farm land in the area for a fraction of its value.

by vinter January 18, 2010

ivy league of terrorism

A state or an institution, like Pakistan government and Pakistani Army, which acts a host to international cross-border terrorist groups and promotes them like ivy leagues of different sports and games.

Pakistan hosts Ivy League of terrorism, U.N. told.

by mailucmail December 14, 2016

Wifi Terrorist

An individual who abuses the free Wifi bandwidth in public areas, therefore ruining connection for everyone else.

Tom: "Look at him."
Jerry: "Who?"
Tom: "The person at the table next to us. He is listening to Pandora, watching a Youtube video, and playing WOW. I can't even check my Facebook."
Jerry: "What a Wifi Terrorist!!"

by Drewbinskey June 21, 2011