Teleport 

The ability to spontaneously travel from place to place

This helps with:
Going to work
Going to school
Going to stores
Going to a friend’s house
Robbing banks
Avoiding plane trips

Get out of awkward situations

I just had to teleport away, it was getting too awkward

Teleport by Name_definer September 25, 2017

teleportation 

the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever

I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!

-why teleportation is the best

teleportation by muusbolla January 13, 2009

Teleporting babies 

these watch u in ur sleep and then when u think u saw something they teleport to ur wardrobe

teleporting babies are so epic it makes me cry

Teleporting babies by Syrup is pog May 20, 2021

Teleport House 

A type of fictional type of event that occurs in every single house (also including other types of residential buildings) on the planet earth at between 12 AM and 6 AM, on which any non-resident tries to enter the residential building's entrance, they will be once teleported to random place without explanation and leaving them confused.

"Of course, i've ever seen that teleport house on my neighborhood. This is no strange of how the type of event works." - Leafy from BFDI

Teleport House by Ryan900USAYT March 6, 2022

hey peebrain you teleport 

Originally from what was thought to be porn-bit from Tumblr "hey peebrain you teleport" was the beginning of an ARG on Tumblr and is now consided a meme among users.

Tumblr user 1"Hey peebrain"?
Tumblr user 2 "You teleport"?
"hey peebrain you teleport"

hey peebrain you teleport by i_love_fancy_bread January 24, 2022

teleporatino 

One who can teleport, such as Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs.
Whoa, that Teleporatino teleported to my house and stole my iPod last night.

teleporatino by jake6192510 November 24, 2009

teleport_guy 

the funniest TIKTOK user.
capable of teleporting 300 feet from his camera

hey teleport_guy, why dont you go in your closet, then teleport to the camera

teleport_guy by qquestionable.zone December 6, 2021