treetotaler

-noun

A person who abstains from consuming marijuana.

"Some of the sportier frat boys and your average jocks are treetotalers, that is they are comfortable with corroding their livers binge drinking, but when someone offers to smoke them out, they react as if asked to sign their souls over to the devil."

Treetotalers may abstain for a number of reasons. Epilepsy, other psychoactive conditions or general Straightedge cultural adherence are two common conditions.

by Pabblow November 26, 2010

teetotaler

An overly macho/aggressive/impatient golfer who compulsively feels the need to "swing low" and therefore not only really clobber the ball, but also to totally annihilate the tee that it's resting on, not to mention gouge out about three inches of grassy topsoil along with it.

The new golf course in town has an additional rule to reduce their turf-restoration budget --- not only do they have the standard "profanity and aggressive behavior prohibited" notice, but they also strictly forbid teetotalers... if you wanna play here, you gotta behave yourself.

by QuacksO November 21, 2017

Teetotalism

The practice and promotion of complete abstinence from alcoholic beverages. A lesser form of the typical straight edge, and equally as tacky.

"Phil's been spouting off that teetotalism shit again! When's he going to stop shoving it down our throats?"

by A Lolrus April 24, 2008

teetotatalitarianism

A repressive, authoritarian regime in which the dictatorial leader abstains from alcohol.

President George W. Bush, who has been sober for 20 years, practices a particularly virulent form of teetotatalitarianism.

by R.V. Scheide December 7, 2007

Teetotaler

An extremely boring and dull person. They hate fun and shouldn't be invited anywhere.

Cara was at my party and was acting like a teetotaler, it was very boring.

by Beatthedealer February 22, 2017

teetotaler

Teetotaler is from tee (the letter t, as in total) + total + -er.

You mentioned that magazine on our walk to Soho, the first time we met, when you were attempting to be a teetotaler.

by fishy December 28, 2005

Teetotaler

A teetotaler is someone who doesn't drink alcohol, be it for religious, moral reasons, or just personal preference, such as not liking the taste.

I am a teetotaler because I am very prone to developing bad habits, and am worried that if I did drink it would become another addiction/bad habit. Therefore, I will not use alcohol under any circumstances.

by This is my handle okay October 5, 2025