Teeter Totter

When a woman wearing high heels has a few too many, and can no longer navigate different types of terrain in her painful, poorly chosen high heels.

"That woman is doing a classic teeter totter," he said, observing her footwear and wobbly posture with equal parts schadenfreude and genuine concern.

by Contemptible Impudence February 11, 2015

Teeter Twatter

Getting handcuffed to a stripper pole while sitting down and having two strippers put there legs up on your shoulders, one from the front and one from the back, and having them seesaw their crotches into your face and back of head.

"Dude, the strippers gave me a teeter twatter at my bachelors' party last night!"

by whutthe June 27, 2009

teeter bug

a male's sex instrument

Don't let no one stick their teeter bug in your tooty.

by Gkidz April 26, 2010

Teeter-tot Hotdish

The sexual act of teetering a person, then letting your balls simmer on top of the man gravy.

Colton loves a hot serving of teeter-tot hotdish!

by fett37 August 4, 2010

Teeter-tot Surprise

1. When a person, after getting teetered, takes a shit, while the man's penis and balls are both still in their asshole.

2. The final step of a good teetering experience.

Colton gave Ryan a teeter-tot surprise when he was finished.

by fett37 August 3, 2010

Teeter Totter

When a guy has 2 women and wants to do both he puts a strap on backwards and goes to work

Andrew had to girls so he decided to do a teeter totter rather then hitting them both seperately.

by zbmen April 13, 2010

teeter totter

1. A toy found on a playground.
2. A person who likes to ride the ass of a same sex partner, a faggot.
3. The act of butt-fucking.

1. Lets go play on the teeter totter.
2. That guy is a teeter totter.
3. He wants to teeter totter all over you rectum.

by Brandon B. October 15, 2003