Taphophile

taphophile -

One who loves cemeteries and funerals. This is not necrophilia, necrophilia is the proper name for the condition exhibited by Harold in "Harold and Maude". Taphophiles show an interest in the trappings of death: necrophiles want your body, cold.

It is not necrophilia.

person 1 : "dude, dead people are great for sex! im such a taphophile!"

person 2 : "hey, moron, taphophiles love cemeteries and funerals. your a freaking necrophile, like harold in "harold & maude". you just want sex from people that dont know you really smell like ass. get a life douchebag."

person 1 : *sobbing* "but i love dead stuff!!!!"

person 2 : "go throw yourself in a wood chipper"

by mandabacon January 19, 2008

tennophile

A person obssesed with David Tenannt

"Did you see Dr. Who last nigh? Gosh, he's a total honey!"
"Girl, you're such a tennophile"

by Janey Loo May 6, 2008

Technophille

A consumer often inundated with technology, as a means of distracting from the drawbacks and dangers of capitalist culture. Technophilles often find themselves staring at the shiniest new iPhone, or the newest news in science. This keeps the consumer complacent with worldwide ecological destruction, and class oppression.

The technophille in my reading club keeps his nose in front of the TV, to keep his emotions controlled by mass culture.

by UrbaniteHater October 29, 2021

textophile

a person who can't hold a real conversation unless its via text.

A. Dude she didn't speak to me the whole trip, but she was mad texting me how much fun she was having.
B. Dude she's a textophile.

by notatextophile April 4, 2009

technophile

Someone who becomes sexual aroused while in the presence of latest technology.

Technophile: I have nothing better to do but bash gaming consoles and care about which console is selling best.

Me: Just play your fucking ps3 and shut the fuck up, no one gives a fuck.

Example 2:
Technophile: ...Ipod...Ipod...Ipod..........ipod...

by Astro man February 6, 2008

technophiliac

someone who has sexual intercourse with machines

alan - so whys dave got a robot bent over a table and appears to be abusing it??

steve - oh didnt you know, daves a technophiliac

by ultra violet dragon December 12, 2010

technophile

The opposite to a Luddite

He praises technology unlike that guy who is a luddite.

by Christian Lindman April 16, 2003