Teach the Cabbage

A code-phrase meaning: "The fort is in danger, someone must guard it."

Synonym: Go guard the fort

Gilly, teach the cabbage, quickly!

by FortMaster73 May 20, 2010

Teach it like you preach it

1. Apply your specific, previously revealed wisdom to the situation.

2. An interjection used to encourage a rant, diatribe, or other awesome monologue.

3. You're on a roll (in immediate conversation), don't stop!

Liz Lemon: Dealbreaker!
Angie Jordan: Teach it like you preach it, Liz Lemon!

by Granite State October 21, 2010

teach her the longstroke

To have vaginal intercourse with a girl

Ned: Damn, son, you gone out 2 times and haven't gotten nothin' yet?

Bob: Nah, she's a good girl. But I'm hoping to teach her the longstroke tonight.

by Johnny Narckins May 1, 2008

Teach For America

A sexual act involving a relatively older lover (henceforth "teacher") and several relatively younger lovers from an impoverished, inner-city community (henceforth "students"). The teacher wears nothing but the U.S. flag draped around his or her body. The students wear Catholic school uniforms that expose their private parts and each has an apple in his or her mouth, not dissimilar to a roast pig. The students line up on their hands and knees with their assholes towards the teacher. The teacher inserts pieces of chalk into each student's asshole one by one until she can no longer fit any more in. At that point, the teacher uses a yardstick to smack the chalk farther into the anal cavity. During this process, the student must recite the pledge of allegiance.

Me and the boys are going to get together with my girl tonight and have her Teach for America.

by Kimberly Macintosh December 10, 2008

teach me how to spell my name

to spell your name with the movement of your hips on someone’s dick

“you should come over and teach me how to spell my name.”
“oh you wanna ride my dick

by fhrsfhtdf August 30, 2022

Teach me how to Dougie

A slang used when someone wants another to teach them how to be like themselves or someone else.

Chris: "Hey did you hear Bob just landed a great job, bought a $70,000 car and has a banging chick on his arm?"

Mark: "Damn, teach ME how to dougie!"

by krazykristy August 22, 2010

teach me to jive, grasshopper

Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".

A very popular thing to say at parties.

When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.

by scodder May 1, 2010