Tarzan

Tarzan is a hawt 5'1" ape man that usually spends her days swinging on vines and sharing loneliness with its monkey friends. But beware, even if this creature looks like a Darius on the outside, he can become quite vile when least expected. Tarzan is also obsessed with toes and will stick his snoot in glue for some tooting. It is highly advised that the weak of heart and highly unintelligent stay three countries away from her because she may want to educate you on gae boobs if suspecting your ignorance. Tarzan also loves playing telephone with its banana named "Mo" and likes shooting frogs into the ocean with a fake AR-15 she made with Joe's last remains. This was all a bit too much to digest, but I give you my word, if you can share a house with a 5'1.5" McDonald's loving Indian guy(no offence), then you will absolutely fall in love with Tarzan. She's/it's/he's definitely a keeper.

"Tarzan still wets his butt napkin!"

by Feliciape May 23, 2021

Tarzan

A Young man who’s not afraid to take risks or accept the challenges of anyone or anything. He is a hard worker and he can wildly sarcastic but he always keeps it classy.

Tarzan, man you brave. I wanna have that confidence.
Damn Tarzan you ain’t have to do them like that they only joking.

by Smartest dude alive July 20, 2019

Tarzaning

Like how Tarzan grabs another vine before letting go of the one he's holding, this is starting to hook up/date someone new before breaking up with your current partner

Man, Anne is so into Tarzaning - she had a few test fucks with Bill before breaking up with Steve.

by pikaporeon July 6, 2012

tarzanic

referred by the way Tarzan talks poor English

i need to study more and correct my tarzanic english

by joakosolo January 28, 2011

tarzans

little pieces of shit that remain clinging to your ass hair

damm this tarzans are bugging me

by trstjenas November 29, 2004

Tarzan

When your level of savage is too high up or too outta control

Damn my nigga did you see what sharkeisha did to that chick? That bitch be tarzan af

Tarzan Savage

by I_dont_have_a_username_bitacos March 11, 2016

Tarzan

verb, possibly from the Swahili. Not letting go of one romantic relationship until getting a firm hold on another of an equal or greater value; derived from the fictional jungle character Tarzan as he swings from vine to vine. This activity is common of a person who cannot be alone.

Althea did not want to tarzan to Roger when she realized that her love affair with Marvin was doomed. Instead, she waited for several months after her break-up with Marvin before asking Roger out on a date.

by MilkandHoney February 3, 2010