Tarquin

Tarquin's are funny, smart and talkative. Most Tarquin's either are very attractive and caring, or very attractive, but a dick to everyone.
Personally I know a few Tarquin's, and they aren't dicks to me.

E.g.

Girl 1:
"Do you like tarquin, I think he's a bit of a dick."
Girl 2:
"Yes! Tarquin isn't a dick he's cute and funny, I'd totally date him!"

by xX_420_Blaze_It_Mate_Xx April 7, 2017

tarquin

reference of acknowledgement to a minor acquiantance whose first name your unsure of!

Hi Tarquin how are you?

by Jim Lindsay October 9, 2006

tarquin touchcloth

when you follow through after a vigorous fart

'Oh Christ, just did a Tarky Toucher in my Undies'

by Beardo April 27, 2004

tarquin

a pantsless schmoozer who rapes women (or men, as it were).

thsi type of person also can be used as an alias when going in-disguise on-stage for cultural shows.

often full of wisdom because of their seniority, hence the anomaly of the tarquin.

naomi went on stage when they called her up, but told the mc her name was 'tarquin.' now everyone's gonna think she's a rapist.

by betchdeck November 5, 2009

tarquinne

a girl that is a dirty hussy rat.

damn that girl is disgusting, must be a tarquinne.

by rashman 761 July 10, 2011

Tarquin

A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.

I am Tarquin; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.

by Magic Madam December 14, 2008

Tarquin

A person who usually lays low, is kinda shy, gets good grades, and someone who you would think is a teacher’s pet. But when you become a friends with them, you will realise how much a Tarquin will swear, use satire, and fuck around. Basically, a good kid with good grades at day, but a savage and incredibly funny and edgy person at night.

You know, this Tarquin is actually a lot more relatable than you think.

by Biggie_Cheese21 November 22, 2019