Tardass

A noun in which specifically describes a person who is acting really stupid and retarded at the same time.

Why did you just stick you're hand in that bear trap, you fucking tardass?

by Ashley~The One and Only~ August 9, 2008

Taras

A russian entity of with unbelievable knowledge and comprehension capabilities. Having lived for many eons on the face of the Earth, the entity has collected enough knowledge to numb a human brain. Scientists have discovered only one of these entities, so far found in the lower western district of Canada.

Taras is greater than God.
You're becoming more Taras.

by ****Dr. Phil**** July 29, 2008

tardass

some one who is obnixous and or a fucking retard

god alex you are such a tardass

by mike budinsk March 10, 2009

targasm

The euphoric, orgasmic feeling one has when shopping at Target, especially when one finds something fantastic.

I had a targasm when I saw those fabulous shoes for only $9.99.

by Aimee C July 25, 2008

tarzasm

an orgasm so intense, it makes you scream and yell like Tarzan

OMG...you totally gave me a tarzasm

by tarzanista April 27, 2010

tarlay

Tarlay is just one of the most amazing people you will meet. Funny, smart and dot even get me started on her hair! Beautiful mane of curls. Tarlay is just on of those people who is good at any sport they try and although they might not admit it they think you are one of the stupidest yet funniest person you have ever met. They also smell really good and have a very unique sense of style.

Girl walks past a bunch of people
Everyone looks at each other. "Definitely a Tarlay."

by happiestchappy October 14, 2017

tallasaur

Really tall,charming,funny,smart young man.

My tallasaur is the most charming,funny man ever I’m so lucky

by Rockstarparty January 30, 2018