tamponavegetarian

One who refuses to consume meat due to beliefs that it "hurts the animals"

Nick: Have a fucking hot dog asshole!
Conrad: I dunno I swore off meat
Nick: What are you; a fucking tamponavegetarian?
Conrad: Hell no..... pass the mustard!

by Sitka September 11, 2005

tamponator

A person who inserts a tampon into what ever orifice they can eagerly find on another person; with or without the consent of that other person.

If you ever come in contact with a tamponator be sure to close your legs and mouth, at least.

by Timothy July 8, 2004

[tamponabalooza]

time when a girl is on her period

person 1: Man she's on her rag.
person 2: No, she's on her tamponabalooza.

by racheypoo November 4, 2006

Tampounded

Copulation between two savage adults of opposite gender wherein the (typically) intoxicated female neglects to jettison her tampon from her menstruating sausage wallet prior to penetration.

"I knew I had been tampounded when Dennis' gentleman's relish didn't dribble from my meat curtains after we boned. He pounded my tampon deep inside me for a solid 40 seconds! It must've absorbed all his spooge too. He fished around for ten minutes before finally hooking and removing it with his Goody brush. Thank gawd!"

by Phondooky June 13, 2013

Tampongate

When a person has sexual intercourse but they forget they have a tampon in

Oh my god! I got so drunk I tampongated and thought I lost my tampon in me!

by Topofthewhore November 4, 2021