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Slap a tall person day 

On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.
"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"

"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"

Hit a tall person day 

On the 20 march you can hit a tall person over 170 cm

bite a tall person day 

April 20th is bite a tall person day, go ahead take a bite out of anyone taller then 5,5
Tall ass hoe: wtf why did you just bite me

Short person: its April 20th, bite a tall person day duh!
Tall ass hoe: oh sorry I forgot

national hug a tall person day

the day that you can hug anyone over 5,2 and they can't do anything about it
bob:*hugs Jane

Jane: why are you hugging me?
bob it's national hug a tall person day
Jane: .....your taller then me
bob: you didn't hug me first

Tall white person 

Its a well known fact that all tall white people have huge dicks and are very muscular and handsome.
Tall white person: Did you see him, his dick must be huge!
Tall white person by DannyS2005 October 25, 2019

kody the tall perso

Someone who loves having their ears licked and shoulders bitten and hair couressed
Moist

Kody the tall perso