This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.
This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
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A) Find a person that doesnt care too much about what you think or say
or, the easiest of the 2
B) Walk up to a wall, quite cautiously in fact, because some walls are very paranoid, politly introduce yourself and being talking to it as if it were listening to you, as we all know that walls are not sentient beings, as opposed to the mattress*, who we all know are poached in the swamplands of Sqornshellous Zeta, dried out and sold to sleep on.
(*everything about the mattress is accredited by Douglas Adams)
A) Find a person that doesnt care too much about what you think or say
or, the easiest of the 2
B) Walk up to a wall, quite cautiously in fact, because some walls are very paranoid, politly introduce yourself and being talking to it as if it were listening to you, as we all know that walls are not sentient beings, as opposed to the mattress*, who we all know are poached in the swamplands of Sqornshellous Zeta, dried out and sold to sleep on.
(*everything about the mattress is accredited by Douglas Adams)
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"zav what are you doing?"
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Mike: "Hey, later tonight we'll be talking to George. You got any questions for him?"
Brian: "Nah man, I just talked to him this morning."
Brian: "Nah man, I just talked to him this morning."
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