tak

A wonderful character from the show Invader Zim. Only appeared in one episode. But loved by all.She was a very angry character. She was Irken, she had purple eyes and Zim ruined her life.
Note: Even though Tak only has one episode she is often paired up with both Zim and Dib or Gaz.
by Irken Invader Tak February 10, 2007
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Someone who rents a hotel room to spend the night with their mistress, only to find out they can’t get it up because they screwed the nasty bartenders before their hot side chick shows up
Side chick- Why don’t you wait for me?
TAK- Sh.. the F.. up!
by Koller December 18, 2019
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Swiss grunting noise produced in the gym by males with smaller than average penises. often used in order to get that last rep in the set. often repeated 2 or 3 times for maximum effect
lad in nike gear lifts bar*
"fauhhhhh tak tak"
lads around him*
"fuahhhh cuahhh he fukin did it"
by lunchisforp******* May 22, 2019
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To beat your friend at golf by allowing him to not win a single hole
Dude, today I will tak you on the course.
by takker February 27, 2015
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a amazingly cute asian boy who wants to adopt babies.
Tak used adoption.com to search for a future child.
by HAWTjoasia November 11, 2008
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TAKS

Stands for “that’s a knee slapper
TAKS! That’s a funny joke!
by Xx724lolxX July 20, 2019
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Dude I want to tak and forget everything that happened
by J.Mace May 20, 2007
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