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take off your armor

Medieval sex term for taking off your condom, used in the ye ole days when banging unprotected.
The king said," Take off your armor"
"I like to live dangerously"
by Cheeky Scrubl0rd February 10, 2015
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may i take your hat sir

As one of the greatest philosophers of this generation, Patrick Star, uttered yet another magnificent phrase of wisdom. Growing up in a poor family, Mr. Star was forced to take on many low income jobs, where he must take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner. The hat in this famous spoken poetry that Mr. Star would take from these men, actually was a symbol that he used to represent the struggle of diligent working men with large families and low income. Mr. Star is currently running for president in the United States presidential election 2016.
"You mean like a weenie? Ok! May I take your hat sir? May I take your HAT, sir? May I tak-"
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take it easy on the soap

What you tell a fat girl that you just F'd when she goes to take a shower.
When Carla goes to the bathroom to take a shower tell her to "Take it easy on the soap" because last time she used up the whole bar of soap in one shower.
by jaehoal jones July 13, 2012
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none taken

It is used after anyone says ''no offense''

the recipient of the original comment says ''none taken'' to signal

that he is not offended.
A: No offense, but you suck at math.
B: None taken, who doesn't?
by KUSAGAMI86 January 5, 2014
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Take (HIm/Her/Them) to Walnut Street!

the action of cold shouldering former friends or affiliates due to a non-amicable severance of ties. Usually acted out by adults of religious organizations and high school students.
1. I went to church this morning and got Taken to Walnut Street! Nobody talked to me all morning.
2. (girl 1) My boyfriend dumped me! (girl 2) If he comes crawling back, Take him to Walnut Street!
3. Several church members have left us due to differences of opinion with things going on within the organization, so if you see any of these people in day-to-day life, Take (Him/Her/Them) to Walnut Street!
by Billy Jean Snotmylover August 1, 2012
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I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps

The act of threatening to take someone’s kneecaps, usually done to get people out of your way, but you never explain to people why need them, or how you take them, it’s a smite of magic where you magically make a “Taking Away” motion and there you go you followed through with your threat, you must always squat while performing the taking of the kneecaps, when you take kneecaps be sure to replace them with styrofoam to give your victim an unpleasant surprise when they bend their knees
Person 1: “Haha, hey dude you just cut In front of me.”

Person 2: “So, what are you going to do about it.”
Person 1: “ I’m Gonna Take Your KneeCaps.”
Person 2: “Haha, I’m so scared.”
Person 1: *Takes Kneecaps*
Person 2: “ ahh! My kneecaps! Come back!”
by Big Bubba Cheeze April 20, 2019
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