Christmas party takedown

A girl/guy at your office that will be the target for affection for a drunken rondevous after the Christmas party

Steve: you see that , I think she works on 9.
John: that looks like a Christmas Party takedown right there.

by phon3guy November 12, 2015

Tijuana Takedown

The act of sitting on an open bottle of tequila and doing a hand stand. Gravity will empty the bottle into your anus, causing an alcohol-induced blindness that will send you into a furious fiesta. Ole!

Tom: Hey PJ, two words: Tijuana Takedown.
PJ: what?
Tom: let's get ass-drunk
PJ: cool, I'm down do be a drunk ass tonight
Tom: nah man, it's where you get drunk via your ass. Like a tequila handstand.
PJ: sounds dangerous.
Tom: fuck ya it is. Let's sit on some bottles!
PJ: no fiesta.

by Teamosabe December 20, 2010

Double Tubby Takedown

The act of having sex with two fat girls at the in one night or at the same time.

He slept with one fat girl then did some covert ops shit and snuck into her fat cousins room and slept with her too. Thats a double tubby takedown bro!

by Clucker51 October 2, 2011

Toledo Takedown

The act of performing cunnilingus and motor-boating at the same time. Requires a female victim of particular flexibility or whose breasts are extremely saggy.

Shepherd brought his gymnast date home a gave her a Toledo Takedown.

by ace120 April 30, 2009

Lutin Takedown

It's when you jump on an old guy........with a knife.

"I gave him the old Lutin takedown in Dark Souls 3."

by DIXCHEEZY July 24, 2017

Caribou takedown

Fuckin a chick from behind but she just so happens to have pig tails so you’ve had a few beers because she is hefty so you grab both of them tails ram your dick into her poop chute and giver all the way and hear her moan like a caribou in heat

Fuck bud I got shit hammered and happen to give old one ton Stacy the caribou takedown

by Milf_looker July 5, 2022

flying takedown

an attack that breaks your ankles but breaks their back. You go somewhere high and jump on your enemy when least expected. They will scream and you will die.

bobby: have you heard of the attack?
Po: no, what is it
bobby: it's the flying takedown! *jumps on Po*
Po: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by mommywithaslipper November 28, 2022