by FOJB February 23, 2008
Get the taintless mug.A taintberry is a hardened remnant of fecal matter which has become affixed to the taint region, or body hair in the taint region.
A taintberry is closely related to the dingleberry, but only grows at a slightly lower elevation. The taintberry evolved from the dingleberry after migrating south, but do not interbreed. Taintberries have strong root systems and can only be removed by a firm, but swift plucking motion.
A taintberry is closely related to the dingleberry, but only grows at a slightly lower elevation. The taintberry evolved from the dingleberry after migrating south, but do not interbreed. Taintberries have strong root systems and can only be removed by a firm, but swift plucking motion.
Girl to her girlfriends: I had both Steve's balls in my mouth when my nose actually hit a taintberry!
by ozona79 November 2, 2010
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A 'tea tainter' is an adult person who tarnishes the tremendous taste of tea by tainting it with sugar. A child is not yet considered wise enough to be responsible for their terrible tea tainting tendencies. However, an adult has no excuses and should have grown into more mature tastes by now. Drinkers of milky tea may also be described as tea tainters.
The term was first coined by Adam Tong in mid-2011.
The term was first coined by Adam Tong in mid-2011.
"Do you take sugar in your tea, Samuel L Jackson?"
"No I don*t take motherf***ing sugar in my motherf***ing tea, you motherf***ing motherf***er. I ain't no tea tainter motherf***er. But thanks for asking BITCH."
"No I don*t take motherf***ing sugar in my motherf***ing tea, you motherf***ing motherf***er. I ain't no tea tainter motherf***er. But thanks for asking BITCH."
by markadoi1984 October 15, 2013
Get the Tea Tainter mug.noun; An apparatus which is inserted in the vaganus, creating an artificial taint, separating the functions of the vagina and the anus.
The Tainter 2000 uses a new technology formulated, by entrepreneurs Caviar Cat and Whipped Cream Whale, to give hope to the hopeless and end the horrible scourge of the vaganus once and for all.
by Whipped Cream Whale January 11, 2006
Get the Tainter 2000 mug.The female version of grundleoderant.. to be used to prevent the sweaty stanky mess that accumulate on a females taint during the day.
by Pizzy12 January 31, 2008
Get the Taintpertine mug.This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+
Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?
Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)
Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.
Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)
Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.
by Stoney69 March 23, 2019
Get the Tainter Tots mug.The area between a man with a squeaky voice balls and ass. Can also mean a person bad at any video games.
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