twaffle

Contraction of Twat Waffle

Klez is a total twaffle!

by drunkinbda September 20, 2006

Taffer

Funnily enough, whilst "taffer" itself isn't quite a real word, "taff" is used as an informal word in Bulgarian, and means "pilfer" or "filch". One source comes from a translated version of "A Crime Wave at Blandings", published in 1997; the first Thief game, that "taffer" is attributed to, came out at 1998. Make of that what you will.

The following examples are all directly sourced from novels published in Bulgarian, translated back into English.

"... You've taffed my girl!" from "Feet of Clay", P.G. Wodehouse, 1997 translation
"That's why I taffed a car..." from "A Portrait in Death", Nora Roberts, 2003 translation
"... He'd try and taff it." from "Papillon", Henri Charrière, 2010 translation

We can extrapolate that a taffer, back in English, is one who "taffs".

by Bulgarian Commando September 16, 2020

twaffle

A Twitter raffle

I'll run a twaffle for who's following me on the next friday!

by stradvarius April 1, 2010

Tiffler

An unwanted erection, usually occurs for young school boys in maths lessons.

"Dude, I just got a fat tiffler in maths!"

by DannySEIZURE! January 15, 2009

Twaffleholic

A person who is addicted who cant stop eating "twat waffles". See twat waffle, above.

Senior twaffleholics of congress,Twaffleasaurus(ancient)

by Twaffleasaurus October 22, 2009

twafflefuck

A combination of twatwaffle and twatfuck. The kind of person who revels in causing trouble for others with reckless abandon, leaving chaos and destruction in their wake. A douchebag of the lowest regard. Usually accompanied by a tank load of their own special brand of 'the dramaz', these folks are ones to avoid at all costs. Also known as a douchecanoe or asshat but those words don't quite pack the punch that this one does.

Kat loves to stir the pot and cause trouble. I think she actually feeds off the drama.. what a twafflefuck.

by Emmikins June 18, 2014

taffenomenal

Completely amazing! ridiculously gorgeous! Breathtaking!

A state of utter satisfaction, excitement, contentment or happiness.

A bit crazy but definitely fun!

My vacation is going to be taffenomenal.

Beyonce's dress thou, taffenomenal slay.
Have a taffenomenal day! :)

Forget stress and be Taffenomenal!

Issa bouta be taffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeenomenal!

by Lo Ve March 30, 2018