tabophilia

Not to be confused with taphophilia, tabophilia is a condition in which an Internet user becomes obsessed with browser tabs. A tabophile may have 10+ tabs open at any one time with the conviction that they may have the need to save those tabs for later. Another symptom is saving tabs at the end of each browsing session and letting them carry over to the next session. This allows the number of tabs to accumulate quite quickly. Sufferers of this condition are usually net addicts.

-"Why do you have 93 tabs open?"
-"Shut up, I might need all those!"
-"Holy crap, you have tabophilia, don't you?!"
-"Yeah, sorry I meant to tell you."

by lechatfou August 12, 2009

taboo

Something that is out of the ordinary and goes against the norm. Generally unspoken about and often frowned upon. Can be a practice, culture, person or thing.

The other night I walked in on my friend sucking a fart out of his fat girlfriends unwiped ass! How taboo is that!?

by Pierre Woodman February 10, 2013

facebook taboo

When you write something on a friends facebook wall and then the next day you meet them in the hallway, both of you knowing about the said wall post, resulting in an awkward I know you know kinda thing. Because nobody says oh hey I wrote on your wall!

facebook taboo:

1: Waddappp dude!

2: Yoooo buddyyyyy *oh shit he knows I wrote on his wall*

by iflgk November 3, 2009

taboozening

For one to go tobogganing while under the influence of alcohol.

Guy: Hey, lets grab our sleds, and hit up the tobogganing hills for some taboozening.

Girl: Sounds like a plan, I'll bring the alcohol.

by wudup January 20, 2008

taboozing

the art of getting off your ass drunk and going tobogganing or drinking your self sill while tobogganing mathematical equation= alcohol+ sled+ rider+ booze+ lowfriction = a fun recipee for disaster

yo dude you got the 2-4 and the schopps? yeeah dude this taboozing is gonna own.

by Nic December 21, 2004

Taboo

1. (Original meaning) "Sacred" - something too sacred in fact for it to be allowed to be profaned by the common people.

2. The exact opposite of Sacred - something that is too profane for the common herd!

1. Village Elder: don't desecrate the shrine, it's taboo.

2. Moron: 'Ere, don't you be talking about incest or bestiality, it's taboo!

by Dr Pinch May 10, 2005

taboo

pretty common shit nowadays...

(taboo)
Laurie's Mom: Where's Laurie? I forgot to give her her lunch money for tomorrow.

Jenn: She's out whoring on the corner. She won't be back until like 7am, right when school starts.

Laurie's Mom: Oh ok, well when you see her in math class tomorrow can you give her this? And let me know how many dicks she sucked, she knows 5 per night is her limit!

by Eddie J. October 28, 2008